Brains For Boobs?

Need help with your sales copy or marketing strategy? About to launch a product or promotion, but unsure if it will work? Or simply wish you could pick my brains for an hour?

(And want to pitch in for a great cause at the same time?)

Well, for a limited time, you can.

As a freelance copywriter and consultant for the better part of 20 years, I’ve had the wonderful opportunity to critique, review, consult, and coach thousands of people and projects.

At first, I did it because it was my livelihood. But today, my wife and I own several, profitable businesses, and so I outsource much of it to our personally trained staff.

For this reason, I don’t do hourly consults anymore. When I do coaching or consulting, I give priority to my members and rarely take on new clients. If I happen to work with a new client, I do it mostly for fun. (But I also charge a minimum of $3,000 for it, too.)

Well, if you ever wanted to “rent my brains” for an hour, and for a fraction of that price on top of that, then here’s your chance. Plus, you’ll be helping an important cause.

One that’s particularly meaningful to me and my family.

As you probably know, both my wife and mother are breast cancer survivors. My wife was diagnosed just three days before our wedding, and was given just one year to live.

(That was three years ago!)

But her survival did come at a price. She had to run the full gamut of treatments: mastectomy (the surgical removal of her breast), eight months of grueling chemotherapy and radiation treatments, oophectomy (surgical removal of both ovaries), and more.

Last year following her lumpectomy, my mother lived with us for close to seven months while undergoing her own treatments, so we could take care of her, and drive her to and from the hospital for her own chemotherapy and radiation sessions.

So as you can see, breast cancer awareness and breast cancer research are causes near and dear to me and my family. And as you probably know…

… October is breast cancer awareness month!

So for the month of October, I’d like to propose something.

Something that might help you boost your response, build your business, crank out better copy, grow your list, or whatever, and help out a great cause at the same time.

Here’s what I’m offering. If you want to pick my brains for an hour, I’ll open my doors for a very limited time. We can do it over the phone, Skype, or the web using my webinar interface. It’s your call. Use your hour as you wish. Ask me anything you want.

Your investment for an hour of my time? $500.

That’s my going rate normally offered to my paying members only. Otherwise, you’d have to buy my intensive coaching program, which I offer for $10,000. Even copy critiques are a minimum of $3,000. Each. So $500 is quite generous.

What do you get? It depends on what you want…

Want me to review your copy and make recommendations?
Critique your marketing, selling, or blogging strategy?
Take you behind the scenes of my blog and its plugins?
Show you how I use blogs as salesletters and testing?
Coach you on your freelance copywriting career?
Consult you on how to grow your list or business?
Learn how to outsource and optimize business tasks?
Get fresh product ideas and product creation tips?
Give you productivity tips and practical shortcuts?
Or just shoot the breeze about anything for an hour?

It doesn’t matter.

Please note, however, I will be brutally honest with you.

I won’t sugarcoat or pussyfoot around. I will give you the straight goods, so be prepared to take it. If you’re only seeking approval and expect verbal pats on the back, this is not for you. I’d rather tell you straight up now, rather than surprise you when it’s too late.

There are no refunds with this offer, and you must book your appointment with me within 30 days following your payment. In other words, your call must take place within 30 days.

For example, at the time of this blog post, I have about 22 openings in the next 30 days. You can book your consult using a special online calendar, which will be open on a first-come, first-served basis. Additional times will be offered once they’re all booked up.

(Also, you are responsible for calling me. So be aware that long-distance charges may apply. You may also record this session for your own reference, if you wish. I won’t.)

People are raving about their consultations. In fact, Tony Ucello, an up-and-coming copywriter who got a “brain rental” consult with me, sent me this completely unsolicited and unexpected testimonial. Listen to what he has to say (click the button below)…

Now, here’s the deal…

I will donate 10% of your investment to my wife’s favorite charity, Avon’s Breast Cancer Crusade. That means, for every hour I consult, I will donate $50 to her favorite charity.

Remember, I don’t do hourly consults anymore. My time is valuable, as yours should be. So I’m only opening my doors for the month of October, through this special offer only.

If this interests you, then don’t wait. Click here to book your call.

Once successfully processed, I will send you the link to the special online calendar to book your call through. You can pick and choose among the openings available.

And remember, it’s first come, first served. So I imagine you’d best hurry before I must open additional times in the future, forcing you to wait more than 30 days. So book your “brain-rental” time with me now. Click this link or the button below…

Do it for yourself. Do it for your business. But above all, do it for a worthy cause. Reserve your spot now, and I look forward to chatting with you very soon!

P.S.: By the way, shortly after I posted this, someone asked me privately if they could record this session and turn it into a product. The answer is a resounding “yes!” Absolutely. In fact, I encourage it.